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The Mummy Returns
Reviewed by Jason Myers, ©

Format: Movie
By:   Stephen Sommers
Genre:   Adventure / Horror / Comedy
Released:   May, 2001
Review Date:  
RevSF Rating:   7/10 (What Is This?)

The Mummy Returns (big surprise here) suffers from the usual "More, Better, Faster" sequel pitfalls. There is more in the film to like, but there be also more to dislike.

We'll start with the good stuff. There are more flashbacks to ancient Egypt. There are more near misses, great escapes, feats of derringdo, and well-timed comic relief. There's more screen time for the great supporting characters from The Mummy, including Evelyn's ne'er-do-well brother, and that Egyptian secret society guy Ardeth Bay (who is, by the way, twelve times cooler than Brendan Fraser's character. Forget the Scorpion King prequel. I want to see The Further Adventures of Ardeth Bey). I was hoping that the excavation of Hamunaptra would unearth a miraculously still-alive Beni Gabor, but no such luck.

There are also more wicked villains, including the return of Arnold Vosloo as Imhotep. The movie nicely fleshes out the back-story of Imhotep and Anck Su Namun, though I found myself wishing that there had been more of that.

And let's not forget about that amazing girl fight. Female moviegoers have plenty to ogle in the forms of Brendan Fraser, Arnold Vosloo, and Oded Fehr (a.k.a. Ardeth Bay), but there are also the gorgeous ladies of The Mummy Returns (G.L.O.M.R.). Okay, so having two honeys (barely) clad in gold fight it out with ancient weapons in front of audience of Egyptian royalty is a bit of a cheap trick. But it works, especially for those (like my good friend Sherman "Adventure" Taylor) who are partial to "women who can kick your ass."

All this good stuff, but what about the not-so-good?

Let's start with (sorry, wrestling fans) The Rock. I was perfectly willing to give Dwayne Johnson the benefit of the doubt. I was actually looking forward to seeing him as the Scorpion King, but let's face it, the guy can't act. His victory smile and his grimace of pain look exactly the same. The upcoming Scorpion King movie should be interesting, because I have no idea how he's going to carry a whole film.


Okay, so CGI can do some wonderful things (have you kissed your mummy today?). The Scorpion King's howling hordes were done quite well. But there's got to be a point at which the director, Stephen Sommers, says, "At least a few of our heroes' insurmountable obstacles will not be bitmapped." The deluge of water that Imhotep whips up to try to knock our (once again) airborne adventurers from the sky is so depressing, because you can almost hear Sommers' saying, "Okay, we did the huge sandstorm last time. So, what can we do that will be exactly the same, only different?"


Then there are the rabid pigmy creatures, a cross between Ewoks and raptors (Think of the scene with the tall grass in Jurassic Park: The Lost World. Yeah, Sommers' pillaging of Spielberg's cinematic language never stops). Okay, maybe they were good for a few laughs, but they sure lowered the overall quality of the movie.

More CGI blunders: when you get your first shadowed glimpse of the giant scorpion creature, it's a moment almost as awesome as when you first see the queen in ALIENS. But then it comes into the (torch)light, and you realize that it's a giant scorpion with the torso and face of The Rock. Which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't a hellalame CGI face with teeth like Buzz Lightyear and a face only slightly less rubbery than Woody's. With all their digital technology, why didn't they at least fuse The Rock's actual torso onto the scorpion monster? I'm sure that there was some reason why they decided not to do that, but if Hercules and Xena can make centaurs that look halfway decent, then the Mummy's special effects people should be able to come up with a beasty that looks more realistic than the average FMV cut-scene of a Playstation video game.

By the time they got to a very Matrixesque shot of Brendan Fraser being flipped through the air, I was wishing that I could go back and watch some of the much more promising sequences from the first half of the film.

To wrap things up: As with many movie sequels, The Mummy Returns is more spectacular than the original, maybe even more entertaining than the original, but certainly not better than the original.

Many Happy Returns

Alice Cooper: The Nightmare Returns (1986) (V)
Arsène Lupin Returns (1938)
Batman Returns (1992)
Billy the Kid Returns (1938)
Black Stallion Returns, The (1983)
British Invasion Returns, The (2000) (V)
Cappy Ricks Returns (1935)
Cisco Kid Returns, The (1945)
Dick Tracy Returns (1938)
Don Ricardo Returns (1946)
Hercules Returns (1993)
Hopalong Cassidy Returns (1936)
Hot Tubs II: The Terror Returns (1998)
Invisible Man Returns, The (1940)
Life Returns (1935)
Lightnin' Smith Returns (1931)
Lone Wolf Returns, The (1926)
Lone Wolf Returns, The (1935)
Lord Epping Returns (1951)
Max Dugan Returns (1983)
Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Pancho Villa Returns (1950)
Paul Temple Returns (1952)
Philo Vance Returns (1947)
Prancer Returns (2001)
Psycho Charlie Returns Part 1 (1997)
Psycho Charlie Returns Part 2 (1997)
Psycho Cop Returns (1993)
Robinson Crusoe Returns on Friday (1923)
Shadow Returns, The (1946)
So Love Returns (2000)
Spider Returns, The (1941)
Toby Tortoise Returns (1936)
Topper Returns (1941)
Valentino Returns (1987)

Film/DVD editor Jason Myers is now officially challenging The Rock, if he's man enough, to a cage match.
(J.M.: "Um, no I'm not." Webmaster: "Come on, it'll be great publicity for RevolutionSF." J.M.: "Yes, but…")
Jason says that The Rock is a poser who couldn't act his way out a greasy paper bag. Furthermore, Jason thinks The Rock's a yella lily-livered chickenspit WEAKLING.
(J.M.: "I never said that." Webmaster: "Quiet. I'm working here.")
The date of this Pay Per View Massacre, and Jason's subsequent funeral (J.M.: "Hey, I heard that.") will be announced shortly.

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