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Turok and Role All Night
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© Joe Crowe
December 11, 2002

Actors Adam Beach ("Windtalkers" and "Joe Dirt") and Hayden Christensen (Anakin you-know-who in You-Know-What) are producing a "Turok" film adaptation, Zap2it reports.

The dinosaur-shooting video game "Turok" is a pretty big thing, of course. Beach says the story will feature a college-age Turok who inherits the Turokian mantle and discovers his dinosaur-shooting destiny.

My assumption is that poor Adam Beach been pestered his entire life with "Son of a..." comments, so let's take it easy on him.

I also read a story about Hayden Christensen working out a lot, to prepare for the older, badder Darth in Episode 3.

And all I can picture is Christensen wearing leg-warmers and a headband, sweating furiously on a weight bench, and George Lucas screaming in his face:

"Ten more pull-ups! Ten! Nine! Eight! HOW ELSE YOU GONNA GET BIG??!"
RevolutionSF News Editor Joe Crowe can do 10 push-ups IN A ROW, BABY! YEAH!

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