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Batman's Funniest Pickup Lines
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, April 08, 2003

10. "Hi, I'm Batman." What? Like he needs anything other than that? (durandal05@yahoo.com)

9. "Your underground cave or mine?"

8. "I'm a close personal friend of Superman." (crow_steve@hotmail.com)

7. "I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra."

6. "Hey baby, wanna see my giant penny? OW! No! It's really a big- OW! -- penny!" (kjkearney@home.com)

5. "Just shine the light . . . I'll see it."

4. "Hang upside down here often?" (thedharmabum@hotmail.com)

3. "I see Robin and I aren't the only dynamic duo in town."

2. "Is this fruit bat bothering you?"

1. (After arranging to have her parents killed) "Sorry your parents were killed. Want to come back to my stately manor and be my ward?" (motherfilker@hotmail.com)


 
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