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Mall Stores in the Star Wars Galaxy
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10. Skywalker Ranch. Today's special: Hickory-smoked BBQ Gungan - $4.99 (shynicet@aol.com)

9. Wookie Wonka's Ewok Factory: All chocolate-dipped ewoks, all the time.(runewitch@hotmail.com)

I'm detecting a pattern.

Also: eeeeeeeww.

8. Womprat-Fil-A (bessellieu@aol.com)

7. This End Up -- the furniture made with the Force (bessellieu@aol.com)

6. Oola's Secret (georgeduran@hotmail.com)

5. Chewy's Chewy Wookie Cookie Palace (levyharp@flash.net)

4. Who cares about the stores? I just like the idea of Darth Vader working at Banana Republic.   Or Bib Fortuna at Contempo Casuals.  (riddiman1-4@hotmail.com)

Wait: they don't? You should've seen when I went in there last week.

Not that I shop at Contempo Casuals.

3. Bed, Bath and Boba (bessellieu@aol.com)

2. A DeathStarBucks every 20 feet... (LeisSuit@aol.com)

Something is definitely with today's Funniest Lister:

1. Fredrick's of Tatooine: Princess Slave Girl bra half off special! (gallant@gallantrywebdesign.com)


Ahem, sorry.

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