5.
Really annoying
Can put marks on Underoos
Oh..um... THOSE Klingons (phulezcompany@aol.com)

4.
Once feared enemies,
Alliances made, broken,
just klingon, klingoff. (baniszew@mit.edu)

3.
Nug dakh, moosh da pua,
It scares me that I know what
The Hell that phrase means. (mattara@rocketmail.com)

2.
Armadillo heads
Whose speech sounds just like choking
Scare my wussy dog (lightningbolt@myway.com)

1.
One day, a Klingon
Said, "Brothers, we should try peace."
And then we ate him. (overthrow1992@aol.com)