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Sci-ku: Frankenstein's Monster
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 24, 2004

7.
In an AC world
These stupid bolts in my neck
Use DC only (lightningbolt@myway.com)

6.
Bitter divorce case:
Frankenstein's Bride awarded
An arm and a leg (dwmowbray@yahoo.com)

5.
Ooh-ooh-oh-oh-gah!
Raw-mee-haa-gahh-mee-raaa-gahh!
Don't tell me that's alive. (eatthetrash27@comcast.net)

4.
Villagers are jerks
Show him you're angry with words
Not torches and scythes (thumbwarriors@comcast.net)

3.
Mary Shelley's man
Brought life-changing conclusions;
Neck bolts sure are hot. (kat23a@yahoo.com)

2. The angry crowd chants:
"I want my Frankenberries!"
My torch joins the hunt. (anonymous)

1.
I like the flat head
best thing about the monster
wish he was shorter (jedidave@hotmail.com)

CONGRATULATIONS! That was the MOST DISTURBING sci-ku OF ALL TIME!

 
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