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Star Wars Sucks/Rocks
© RevolutionSF Staff
May 17, 2005

Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith is finally in theaters.

I bet I know what you're thinking, because I'm thinking it, too.

Thought No. 1: "Holy crap, we finally get to see The Duel, and The Volcano, and Palpatine uses a lightsaber, and Mace Windu goes down but not like a punk because Samuel L. Jackson said so, and, and. . . ."

Thought No. 2: "Anakin Skywalker is a frickin' whiner and my dead Rottweiler has better dialog than the last two movies. I loved Star Wars, but Star Wars betrayed me! At least Peter Jackson is still worthy. . . ."

I know, there are some of you who thought Episode I and Episode II were genuinely good movies. But the rest of us are stuck in the saddest back-and-forth since Faye Dunaway came clean in Chinatown. "I love Star Wars! I hate Star Wars! I love it AND I hate it! (Sob!)"

Want to see what I mean? Good. We've put together a sampler of the things that rocked in each movie. And the things that sucked. See if you can think of more.

— Shane Ivey, Editor, RevolutionSF

  1. Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: A New Hope
  2. Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: The Empire Strikes Back
  3. Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: Return of the Jedi
  4. Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: The Phantom Menace
  5. Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: Attack of the Clones
  6. Star Wars Sucks/Rocks: Revenge of the Sith

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