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Sci-ku: Batman Begins
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, July 21, 2005

5.
"Bruce, you won't kill me."
"But neither will I save you."
WHAT?! You killed Qui-Gon! (trishel2@hotmail.com)

4.
Bruce Wayne's real lesson:
Tell hot chicks you're the Batman
You will get nookie! (mattara@rocketmail.com)

3.
Batman's cool new threads
Exit the dumb-ass codpiece
Thank God no nipples! (ads@wordpr.com)

2.
Warner Bros. saves cash
Using a cardboard cutout
Wait. Holmes is THAT dull? (mattara@rocketmail.com)

1.
Just can't avoid it
At least they weren't on Batman
Wear a bra, Katie (friendlyneighborhood@gmail.com)


 
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