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Funniest Opening Sentence That You Made Up Right Now For A Sword & Sorcery Novel
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, September 01, 2005

7. The half-wyrm hybrid slumped out of bed as the sun burst through his window; after last night, his ass is draggin.' (briley@curragh_labs.org)

6. Bor whipped off his cloak revealing his muscular chest encased in sun-brazened skin, and checking his watch found that he’d only an hour to met David about putting down the Sarcastra rebellion. (kcwise1@excite.com)

5. Endiku Longsaber The Just hated his name; especially the "just" part. He really wanted to be known as "Eric". (sclerotic_rings@livejournal.com)

4. "It was a dark and stormy period of oppression by the evil fanged Valdoriennasid of the heroic and greatly outnumbered elves. (rtjhnsn1@memphis.edu)

3. Ferdinand, a young prismatic dragon, wondered how he was going to get the food out of the little metal shell now that it was dead. (nezumi@asia.com)

2. "I didn't mean to chop your penis off," said my apprentice to me. (rhythman1234@hotmail.com)

1. Helena stood on the snowy hiltop, gripped her broadsword and blatantly ignored the painful frost burns caused by her chainmail bikini. (mattara@rocketmail.com)

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