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Six Degrees of X-Files to X-Men
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe

They both start with X. haHAHA I am so clever.....ok I know I suck. 
(smapdi_joe@hotmail.com)

PROSTRATE YOURSELVES BEFORE ME, STRIPLINGS!

That's right... NOBODY could link up anyone from The X-Files to anyone in The X-Men. In other words, none of YOU are as good as ME.

To wit:

Gillian Anderson was in the emotional drama that I did not see called The House of Mirth with Eric Stoltz, who has been in the emotional giant snake drama that I did see called Anaconda. And Mr. Stoltz was in Almost Famous, that movie about that kid with that band, with none other than Anna "Mah name's Rogue" Paquin. 2 degrees.

David Duchovny was in Evolution with Dan Aykroyd, who was in Spies Like Us (in which he and Chevy Chase played spies like us) with Bruce Davison, the guy who played Sen. Robert "What have you done to me?" Kelly. 2 degrees.

David Duchovny was in Chaplin with Marisa Tomei. (Robert Downey Jr. was also in that, and high.) Marisa Tomei was in Someone Like You, a so-called "romantic comedy" flick, with Ashley Judd... and Hugh "You're a dick" Jackman. 2 degrees.

And lastly but certainly not leastly, David Duchovny was in Evolution with Richard Moll. Who was in The Flintstones with Halle "that line about frogs and lightning" Berry. Always count on the guy who played Bull on Night Court to link you up just right. 2 degrees.


Last time I outshined all of you, one person sneaked through and got a winning response, thus casting me off my lofty perch.

Where is someone to do that now?

Huh?

Nowhere! I AM THE MASTER... AND THE RULER... OF THE WORLD! LET NO MAN CAST A PEBBLE AND KNOCK ME DOWN!

If you feel like you have what it takes to besmirch me, think again. Then try this one:

 
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