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Sci-ku: Cthulhu (Hey, That Rhymes!)
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, October 10, 2006

He is calling me!
Do I run or answer him?
Wassup, Cthulhu? (bblatt11)

Call of Cthulu
Is that like call of nature?
Elder Gods crap, too (randypanthegoatboy)

Bizarre crazy cults.
Vague tentacled rapist Gods.
Scientology. (jvcarone)

He's got tentacles
One devoted worshipper:
Japanese schoolgirl (mattara)

Unknown syllables!
Two or three in Cthulhu?
Ha! It must be three. (bblatt11)

He: Spawn of dead stars
Shouts "Cthulhu R'lyeh!"
I say "Gesundheit." (kat23a)

The Elder God fumes
"No, I am not Davey Jones!"
Stupid pirate flick. (mattara)

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