"Pig Blood Blues"
By Clive Barker
Sometimes, a story stays with you. When you read the kind
of stuff that I often do, this is not necessarily a good thing.
One story in particular creeped me out so badly that I can't
seem to make myself re-read it: "Pig Blood Blues" by Clive Barker.
Barker's grim take on Lord of the Flies disturbed me
beyond all reason, leaving me haunted by the image of a grotesque
malevolent creature resting hugely in its pen awaiting its next
meal of human flesh, eyes a-glitter with malice and a cunning
intelligence. -- Peggy Hailey
The
Zombie Survival Guide
By Max Brooks
I don't know if this is scary or simply darkly amusing. Much
like the zombie flicks that inspired this book, it is filled
with chilling thoughts. (Would you think to live in a prison
to avoid the walking dead?) and absurdly sensible ideas that
make you almost laugh when you read them (such as bicycling
across the zombie infested landscape of your local city). Formatted
like an army field manual, The Zombie Survival Guide
feels just realistic and dry enough to make you wonder just
how well you would do if the Final Trump is blown, God takes
his own up to heaven and, well, you ain't one of 'em! --
Todd Shearer
Mermaid Saga
By Rumiko Takahashi
Rumiko Takahashi, the creator of the romantic comedies Ranma
1/2 and Inu-Yasha, got her start with manga a little
more . . . horrific. She apprenticed with Kazuo Koike, the creator
of the violent Crying Freeman and Lone Wolf and Cub,
and right in the middle of her biggest success as a sex comedy
author she created this.
According to ancient legend, anyone who eats the flesh of a
mermaid (which are monstrous creatures more like the Fiji Mermaid
than Ariel) has a chance at becoming immortal. Of course, only
a rare few are that lucky. Most who dare to devour mermaid meat
die in horrible agony or are transformed into immortal mindless
monsters.
Set in the modern day, Mermaid Saga tells the story
of Yuta, who became immortal as a young man when he and his
fellow fisherman caught and ate a mermaid 500 years ago, and
the naive young immortal girl Mana, who was raised for food
by witches seeking the power of the mermaid flesh to grant them
eternal youth. Together, they face a variety of horrific creatures,
from soulless beings to demented dolls to the criminal element.
There's plenty of gore (Yuta often gets hacked up and has to
regenerate), and the monster designs are creepily imaginative,
and manga master Takahashi doesn't skimp on the plot or character
development. If you're a manga fan looking to get into the horror
genre a bit, this is the best introduction you're going to get.
-- Kevin Pezzano
The
American Way of Death Revisited
By Jessica Mitford (non-fiction)
Originally written in 1963 and recently updated, this book
gives an unflinching glimpse into the American death industry,
laying out all the tricks employed and traps laid by your friendly
local mortician. From using pink tinted lights to make the dead
look less dead to propping up the far shoulder of your Uncle
Bob in his coffin to make sure he does not look like he is lying
flat in a box, to getting you to pay for refreshed flowers on
your loved one's grave that neither you nor the deceased will
never see, Mitford makes your local cemetery look like a mine
field. Definitely an eye-opener for those of you who want to
know what actually happens once you pass into that great beyond.
And you thought the idea of an autopsy was bad enough. --
Todd Shearer
"In The Vault"
By H. P. Lovecraft
"For the long-neglected latch was obviously broken, leaving
the careless undertaker trapped in the vault, a victim of his
own oversight."
A great little tale by the master, this was the first EC Comics-style
morality tale, written long before the Crypt Keeper was ever
interred. Like most Lovecraft stories it's a tasty tale with
an unnamed narrator, this time the doctor of one George Birch.
Birch used to be an undertaker, and not a good one. He made
shoddy coffins and was a drinker, lazy, and a cheapskate. A
winter freeze prevented burials until spring, leaving seven
coffins piled up in a storage vault. Come spring, on Good Friday
no less, Birch starts the work on laying his clients to rest
and winds up locked inside the vault. His only means of escape
is to build a tower with the coffins to reach a high transom
that he has to break open wider to fit through. What happens
when he makes his escape attempt, and why, is chillingly fantastic.
-- Gary Mitchel
The Blair Witch Project
Directed by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez
I'm not afraid to admit it. The Blair Witch Project
scared me. Call me a female body part if you will, but it
scared me like no other horror flick I have ever seen. I mean,
sweat dripping down my back scared. It's not the kind
of movie I want to own on DVD or, in fact, ever see again. Seeing
it a second time would ruin it. But that first time, right when
it came out in 1999, was a harrowing experience. Perhaps I connected
to it personally because I grew up in a rural area, near the
woods, and heard freaky noises out there all the time. I drove
home from work at the time late every night through unoccupied
stretches of dark, overgrown back roads. There were no pop songs
on the soundtrack, no steadily building music, not any special
effects. I wasn't even sure what happened at the end of
the thing. It was all in my imagination. And I can imagine a
lot. The best thing about the movie for me is that the young lady who, against her better judgment, is now my wife saw
it with me, and she insisted that I stay over at her house after
we saw the movie. Oh yeah. That's why horror movies were
invented. -- Joe Crowe
The
Wicker Man (1973)
Directed by Robin Hardy
In light of the recent remake, I pulled the
original out from hiding in my DVD rack and popped it in to
compare. If you have a chance, catch the original. Though a
bit dated, it is a far better movie.
An upstanding, churchgoing policeman, Edward Woodward is called
to a remote Scottish island to find a missing child. He and
his beliefs are confronted by a pagan society he simply cannot
or will not understand. He is shocked and harassed by inhabitants
of Summerisle as he investigates the disappearance of a young
girl, before being drawn unwittingly to be part of the island's
harvest festival to solve the mystery.
While a little light on the spooks and obvious tricks common
to most horror movies, The Wicker Man gives an interesting
glimpse into pagan beliefs and retains some of the mystery that
made us love Grimm's fairy tales as a child. -- Todd
Shearer
"1408" from Everything's Eventual
By Stephen King
Any horror-loving thrill-seeker treasures the (exceedingly)
rare read that actually, really, freaks you the hell out.
"1408" is, according to King, his entry in the Ghostly Room
At The Inn genre, but you'll find no fogged mirror messages
or "but that room's been kept unoccupied since 1955!" moments
here. Instead, King grinds the main character's fevered perceptions
into a pulp, and funnels that dizzying hallucinogenic madness
directly into your skull. In that room, the presence of some
dark thing is a supernatural intoxicant, a musk that
hangs in the air, clouding judgment, twisting time, bleeding
you, bleeding you, always bleeding you . The prose in this story
seeped through my irises and momentarily altered my brain chemistry
such that, looking up from the page, my familiar mundane bedroom
suddenly seemed vaguely alien and slightly . . . wrong. --
Jason Myers
The
Walking Dead
By Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore
Waking up in hospital to find the world changed is not an
original idea. John Wyndham's The Day of the Triffids
famously did it with carnivorous plants. 28 Days Later
did it with zombies. And so does The Walking Dead. What
all three have in common is that they do not dwell on the disaster
itself, but instead explore what happens next. In the America-set
comic book series (available in several inexpensive collected
volumes), a small-town sheriff wakes up in a hospital to find
everyone gone. Initially a search for his family in a world
gone mad, the story begins to focus on the daily battle for
survival and the pressure-cooker situation this creates for
the small band of survivors. Starkly drawn in black and white,
the horror of The Walking Dead is not in the short, sharp
scare, but in the long, slow grind. -- Matthew Pook
Angel Heart
Directed by Alan Parker
This movie makes fans scary. Fans! (By which I mean the things
that keep us cool during the summer. For the other kind, see
Misery.) But what freaked me out about this movie most,
and has kept it in my mind ever since, is the descent in the
elevator (to Hell?) that takes place while the end credits roll.
Harry Angel has just found out the truth about himself, and
now he has to face the results of a bargain that he never
made. In ways kin to the new Japanese-style horror, Harry is
guilty for something that he never did -- since the Harry
we follow through the movie is a good guy. The elevator gives
him, and us, time to ponder this question: Is it his fault his
new life is the result of an old sin, by another, darker him?
Yes. Everybody out. -- Andrew Kozma
Silence
of the Lambs audiobook
Read by Kathy Bates
I read Silence of the Lambs, and it was scary. I watched
Silence of the Lambs, and it was even scarier. But for
my money, the best way to experience Silence of the Lambs
is to get hold of the audio version, put on some headphones,
and put yourself in the hands of the amazing Kathy Bates. A
good performer can supercharge your imagination, making everything
more real. Clarice is more vulnerable and more heroic, and Lecter
is even more disturbing. Listen to this and you will forget
about Anthony Hopkins, I kid you not. -- Peggy Hailey
"The Statement of Randolph Carter"
By H. P. Lovecraft
"But I do not fear him now, for I suspect that he has known
horrors beyond my ken. Now I fear for him."
Lovecraft was writing survival horror long before it was cool.
His best tales are those that are regaled to us by the lone
witness remaining from some horrific events, like "At the Mountains
of Madness" or "The Call of Cthulhu." This one is no different,
the transcript of what researcher Randolph Carter told the police
investigating the disappearance of Harley Warren, his partner.
They were last seen heading into an ancient cemetery, following
up on notes from a strange book Warren had received from India.
They break open an old tomb, Warren venturing down into the
depths, while Carter stays at the door keeping in communication
with him by wire telephone. Lovecraft's a master of moody, evocative
descriptions, and in this story he's at the top of his game.
The tension builds, getting creepier and scarier until the final
line that is a perfect capstone to the tale. It still makes
me shudder. -- Gary Mitchel
"Night
They Missed The Horror Show"
By Joe R. Lansdale
"If they'd gone to the drive-in like they'd planned, none
of this would have happened" starts the scariest horror short
story ever written. Joe R. Lansdale's "Night
They Missed the Horror Show" tantalizes the senses
with what on the surface appears to be a simple story. Two East
Texas teenage football players decide to skip the latest zombie
movie at local drive-in because it has a black man kissing a
white woman (that's the sanitized p.c. version). Along the way,
the teens rescue the team's black quarterback, find a dead dog,
and encounter some ornery good ole boys.
From this mundane backdrop, Lansdale creates a powerful, creepy
tale with no supernatural elements. This realistic tale sends
such shivers up your spine that you'll believe it's all true
(which Lansdale sometimes claims, but he's been known to stretch
the truth a time or two to tell a good yarn). Legend has it
that back in 1989, when Ellen Datlow was putting together her
annual collection of best horror stories, she passed on "Night
They Missed the Horror Show" because it "creeped her out." It
was eventually included after Gardner Dozois reminded her that's
what a great horror story is supposed to do. -- Rick
Klaw