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What's Your Sci-Fi Geek Name?
© Joe Crowe
June 12, 2007

None of us wondered what our names would be if we were characters in Star Wars or Lord of the Rings until someone forwarded us an Internet about it years ago.

Since then we've seen those complicated formulae over and over again on the Interweb. They allow us to finally put to good use our mother's maiden name, the street we live on, and our pets.

But many of us, with our busy, hectic, time-consuming, irritating, infuriating lifestyles just ain't got the time for that, baby.

RevolutionSF is here to help. With these instructions you can find your One True Name to represent all science fiction circles, interests, criteria, and genres all at once.

Step 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = browncoat

b = buffy

c = droid

d = spidey

e = redshirt

f = chewie

g = apollo

h = langley

i = boba

j = binks

k = starbuck

l = locutus

m = balrog

n = horta

o = TV's

p = doctor

q = windu

r = robin

s = shaft

t = terminator

u = vulcan

v = jean-luc

w = optimus

x = xander

y = starscream

z = zod

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = bender

b = servo

c = pwn

d = orko

e = bat

f = hulk

g = warcraft

h = d20

i = bionic

j = monkey

k = cylon

l = filk

m = frell

n = minbari

o = worf

p = broadsword

q = quasar

r = mulder

s = kirk

t = quidditch

u = wondertwin

v = jayne

w = elf

x = vader

y = d20

z = zorak

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hobbit

b = frak

c = gleek

d = holodeck

e = gimmesomesugarbaby

f = tribble

g = lightsaber

h = lando

i = precioussss

j = conan

k = kwisatz

l = phaser

m = grayskull

n = wolverine

o = awesome

p = fanfic

q = brak

r = narf

s = spike

t = thundercat

u = apocalypse

v = voltron

w = flash

x = paladin

y = of the clan mcleod

z = zombie



 
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