4. At Withering Heights, a passionate tale unfolds of unrequited love and cannibalism set among the better graveyards of the Yorkshire moors. The tale begins with Lockwood, a prominent demonologist from London, arriving at Thrushcross Grange at the behest of its unpleasant owner, Heathcliff. His first night there, Lockwood encounters the zombie of Catherine, pleading to be admitted, not for love or closure, but to be allowed to finish her meal of Heathcliff a la mode. (truthseeker)

3. "I can't run in these shoes anymore," Meg said.
Jenni smiled. "Let's go shopping for new ones, the zombies would never follow us to a mall." (captplothole)

2. The Zombies were outside of Melanie's house. There was no escape. She could see them ripping the flesh off of old man Withers, her long-time mailman. As she viewed the carnage, she tried to relax, but she just couldn't get one nagging thought out of her mind - if her first date with Brian was so perfect, like he said, how come he never called? (wickenhofer)

1. Mr. Darcy had the kind of haughty and prideful demeanor that Lizzie hated, but she came to find underneath it all he was kind and honest. She could almost imagine spending her life with him, if she could just keep him from trying to eat her brains. (randypanthegoatboy)