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Cinematic Titanic Trailer For Looking At

So a new Cinematic Titanic is coming up, and they whomped up a trailer. Early adopters in their e-mail club got the password, and now I share that with you, because nowhere else would reveal the password. Except the RevSF boards. And the entire Internet.

(The password is timetube. That password again: timetube).

Equal Time Requirement: Rifftrax

Rifftrax from Mike Nelson and his ilk is a source of excellence. That Indiana Jones thing is sweeping the nation, so they did Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Equal Time Requirement: MST3K Site

So no one will think RevolutionSF takes a side in the Satellite of Love schism, check out the official MST3K site. Which appears to have no more Web cartoons on it. But it says they relaunch in June.

But hey, you can buy DVDs and old MST3K t-shirts! That's something! And I just bought these bumper stickers.

Futurama Deserves More of My Money

While you're spending money on things, you can "preorder" the new Futurama that will be in stores June 24.

You won't get it before then, though. So why "preorder"? Because you want to lord it over the unwashed heathens who wait to get it in a store, which is just ignorant. Avoid human contact! Order with computer!

Alas, the term "preorder" irks me, because you are not ordering it before you can order it.

While you're waiting, here is the Futurama timeline (thanks to KaosDevice).

My favorite is 1997: Fry meets his dog, Seymour Asses.