Movies of geekity interest should be only two minutes long. Trailers make us laugh. They make us cry. They work so hard to make us happy.
Trailer Probe rates the geek explosion content, how much our cortex is combusted with a volley of geekitude and dork disengagement level is reasons you won't spaz.
Geek explosion content: Kid Voldemort!
Harry getting his face wet.
Young Dumbledore with a much better haircut!
Ron laid smooth out like somebody busted him in the mouth!
Dork disengagement level: Am I supposed to be able to hear what they're saying? Or is the mumbling for dramatic effect? I hear the music and I see lips moving, but the words are really quiet.
Is that the One Ring?
Is that Gandalf?
Geek explosion level: 700,000 geek parts per million.
Unless that really is Gandalf. Then it's ten trillion geek parts.