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Trekkies Were Right All Along

There are planets in the Epsilon Eridani solar system, and they have a Jupiter-like planet in the same position as our Jupiter. Scientists say that means that makes them think there could be an Earth-like planet there, too. Could be. Because there's a Jupiter clone.

Attention scientists: At this rate we're going to need that planet in about a week. Get off your asses.

Dollhouse Still Not Canceled

Joss Whedon's Dollhouse was sent back to the drawing board by Fox, and now Whedon talks about it. Which is never good for his shows. Take it like a man, Whedon! Then he said while he was watching Eliza Dushku on a monitor at 2 a.m., he wished he was in bed. So that gave me a mental image about what he'd be doing in bed while thinking about Eliza Dushku, so thanks for that.

Japan Prime Minister Is One of Us

The Japanese prime minister is too busy primely ministering to Japan to read his comics (link thanks to KaosDevice). First Japan, soon the world will know our might. Except we already had Japan, what with their love for anime, monster flicks and pro wrestling. But I'll take it.

Speaking of Japan: Ninja Scroll Movie

So is it a scroll about ninjas or is it a scroll that's really quiet and can kill you' Seriously. There better be a scroll in it.

Sean Connery Retired, Not Dead Like Indiana Jones Said

Some MTV guy stuck his microphone in the face of Sean Connery, and got a straight answer about whether he's really, really retired.

Damn it. No Zardoz 2. Damn it.