Items of geekity interest should be only two minutes long, because trailers make us laugh. They make us cry. They work so hard to make us happy.
Trailer Probe rates the geek explosion content, how much our cortex is combusted with a volley of geekitude, and dork disengagement level is reasons you won't spaz.
Geek explosion content:
It's a chickie running, again, and there's Jason again.
Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake! No hacking deaths since 2003!
There's some nice, chilling narration by Mrs. Voorhees, one of the top sci-fi moms. Or is that Mama Petrelli from Heroes?
There's the ch-ch-ch ha-ha-ha! Respect to the ch-ch-ch ha-ha-ha.
Dork disengagement level: Super-gross flicks are the thing nowadays, like Hostel, Saw, and Parking Deck, one of which I just made up. To their fans, the Jason flicks must look old-fashioned and grandmotherly. This movie says, "We can make these gross, too."
There has been no lack of Jason content. For us to miss him, he has to go away. He should stay in the fun zone of Jason X of Freddy vs. Jason.
Jared Padelecki, one of the handsome cats from Supernatural, is is in this, says an MTV preview. But he plays a normal guy, not the Winchester boy.
Supernatural Vs. Jason would totally rule. This one, not so much.
Geek explosion level: 400,000. It's a highlight reel of the other Jason flicks.