Items of geekity interest should be only two minutes long. Trailers make us laugh. They make us cry. They work so hard to make us happy.
Trailer Probe rates the geek explosion content, how much our cortex is combusted with a volley of geekitude. Dork disengagement level is reasons you won't dig it.
Geek explosion content: It's Gandalf!
Well, it looks like Gandalf.
Hermione busts Harry upside his fool head.
A wee bit o' time travel, along with smoky wisps. Is this a Cheech and Chong movie?
Harry busts out some action-hero smack talk.
Dork disengagement level: Quidditch returns! I missed it so.
Dear Ron: Put on a shirt with sleeves.
Geek explosion level: 400,000 geek parts per million. At least the trailer can't spoil the ending.
Geek explosion content:
It comes out on Christmas Day!
Samuel L. By God Jackson plays himself to his Jacksoniest.
"I got eight of everything."
Surely the Spirit of Christmas can make the hearts of the Spirit grinches grow three sizes.
Dork disengagement level: Or not.
Father! Mother! A weird looking film noir about some comic that everyone says was great but I never heard of! It's just what I always wanted!