We know you're all super-busy, so let's just go ahead and knock out this preview of nerd-related movies for the next three years.
Dec. 25, 2009
I don't go to see movies on Christmas Day. I'm always stuffed from my consumption of presents and sweet potato casserole.
I want to see this movie, but cranberry sauce sits heavy.
Clash of the Titans
March 26, 2010
I could argue that the Ray Harryhausen version nailed it and no one should remake it. But I want more more kraken..
Iron Man 2
May 7, 2010
A sequel! Why do we need a sequel? It's been done! I wonder if Alvin will get in trouble in this one. Or maybe make Dave yell his name. Is another chipmunk going to eat poop this time?
June 30, 2010
I liked Twilight better when it was called Every Other Vampire Story Ever.
Aug. 6, 2010
I like cowboys. I like DC Comics. I like DC Comics cowboys. The best news is if this movie takes off, Balloon Buster cannot be far behind.
Nov. 19, 2010
I can't wait! If only there was some way to find out the story before the movie comes out!
Green Lantern and Smurfs
Dec. 17, 2010
Awesome comic book superhero or cartoon I watched way more than necessary during the 80s.
"In brightest day, in blackest night."
"La LA la la la la la la la la la la."
How can I possibly make this unbearable choice? Green Lantern. Hey, that was easier than I thought.
Chance this movie will come out with no further drama: It's still a DC superhero movie that isn't Batman. I'll believe it when I sit in the theater and Green Lantern appears on the screen and tears of joy fall into my 75-dollar popcorn.
May 6, 2011
I hope Eric from That 70s Show comes back!
July 22, 2011
June 17, 2011
I can say with minimal hyperbole that I will see this movie one thousand times.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (the other part)
July 15, 2011
Now it won't compete with Avengers. So I guess I have to see it.
May 4, 2012
Eat it, adaptation of book that had no pictures!