Trailer Probe reviews nerd-related trailers in a totally serious manner, without making fun. That would be wrong.
Dork disengagement level:
Hooray! Quidditch is back! Yay Quidditch! I really missed being all up in that Quidditch when they skipped it in the last movie.
I'm over Quidditch, because the last time the whole movie was Quidditch.
It seemed like it, anyway. You're playing ball on a broom. We get it.
What's with Harry's hair? Nice butt-cut.
Geek explosion content: The trailer is a greatest hits of scenes from the book, since we already know the story. Except for the omg spoiler!!!! part. The trailer doesn't even mention that. Just like Marley and Me.
The library scene with Harry and the girl is kind of randy. There, I said it.
I can't wait for more Ron. His pratfall is choice.
A half-second of Luna Lovegood is better than no Luna at all.
Hermione commits the most violent act in the trailer.
Geek explosion level: 800,000 geek parts per million.