Star Trek survived the voyage from Voyager to the new movie. This timeline tracks our smarty- pantedness from then to now.
Star Trek: Nemesis The countdown to the new movie started with the concussions perpetrated on us by the previous one.
Goodbye to Rick Berman: Farewell to a scapegoat. It's raining Pop-Tarts!
JJ Abrams Takes the Conn Our news story when they announced the new movie with Hot Young Kirk and Brooding Young Spock.
New Spock: Zachary Quinto said, "I certainly intend to bring my own spin." Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
New Uhura: "Not a white dude."
New Scotty and Sulu: And Bruce Banner is the bad guy.
New Kirk and McCoy: Future yeller of "KHAAAAN" hired.
Spock's Mom: Heathers reference! 20 points!
Harlan Ellison vs. Star Trek.
The first trailer! Hey, it's a welder.
Movie delayed for six months. We freaked out a little.
More trailer! Oh, baby.
We saw the movie! "To Trekkers, Abrams strays slightly from accepted, well-chronicled lore. Not to worry."