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Trailer Probe : Surrogates
© Joe Crowe
May 26, 2009

Trailer Probe watches sci-fi-ish movie trailers to help you waste your computer time wisely. Geek explosion content is reasons you will like it, dork disengagement level is why you won't.

Surrogates

Geek explosion content: I just thought he was great in Moonlighting and Hudson Hawk but Bruce Willis can sing, too!

Dork disengagement level: I hope this is the right trailer, because it's pretty awesome. Bruce Willis should play a harmonica in every movie.

Really The Surrogates Trailer (No Fooling)

Geek explosion content: If you want to spend a few hours pretending to be a customer of the company that makes the cloney androids in the movie, then the movie site can hook that up for you.

So in the movie, people can get a cloney android thing to replace us and live our lives for us while we cool out in a dentist's chair. And Bruce Willis is a cop, and there's a murder, and Bruce also likes to hook himself up to a cloney android.

That's what little I gather from this trailer that shows the entire setup and story of the movie.

But what a convenient time saver!

Dork disengagement level: So Bruce Willis gets a cloney android, but the cloney android has a bad toupee. I would ask for a refund. Unless in the future there are no refunds.

I saw this movie three times already, when it was called Blade Runner, Matrix, and I, Robot.

If Bruce Willis don't respect himself, ain't nobody gonna give a goot-dee-hoot.

Geek explosion level: 500,000 geek parts per million.



 
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