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Signs You've Read The Lord of the Rings Too Many Times
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10. Keep losing your keys? You only need One Ring to bind them. (wolvie110@hotmail.com)

9. squints one eye:: too many?! (smapdi_joe@hotmail.com)

8. It's starting to make sense. (LeisSuit@aol.com)

7. *whispers* We don't like the inssssinuation that we've done too much reading, do we, Precioussssss?? No . . . . (runewitch@hotmail.com)

6. You actually own the animated versions *shudder*. (zelig@hoodyhoo.com)

5. You have cultivated an immense dislike for all books whose characters' feet are not described. (georgeduran@hotmail.com)

4. Your wife is starting to get annoyed with your 'one ring to bind them' comments whenever you feel you're being nagged. (zelig@hoodyhoo.com)

3. You complain that the Elvish on the One Ring on the Movie Preview poster is wrong in syntax. (sneezythesquid@yahoo.com)

2. You read The Harvard Lampoon's Bored of the Rings and tell everyone "I didn't think it was funny at all.."(hpoomail@usa.net)

1. You've nicknamed your penis "Bilbo Bags-'em", guaranteeing you'll never get laid. (splifford@hotmail.com)

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