Trailer Probe reviews nerd-related trailers.
Geek explosion content is reasons you will like it, dork disengagement level is why you won't. Use this handy guide when you should be working.
Dork disengagement level:
Dig the sweet accent on Mickey Rourke. It's nice to see modern actors pay their homages to Boris Badenov, Colonel Klink, and Nikolai Volkoff.
Whiplash is an Iron Man villain from the comics. He wore pants. But he did not wear orange MC Hammer pants.
Geek explosion content:
Let's try to get through this thing together.
It's Garry Shandling's cameo!
Stark says something funny.
Pepper and the helmet!
Stark says yet another funny thing. That one turned over my giggle box.
Mickey Rourke with electro whips and Hammer pants!
Too much excellence! I'm experiencing turbulence. Slow and steady, trailer.
Whoa! Whoa! The end of the trailer is awesome! I'm coming in too hot!
Geek parts per million 950,000.