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RevolutionSF Quote - O - Matic : Chuck, Dresden Files, Doctor Who
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February 06, 2010

We like to quote sci-fi and such to each other. To the annoyance of strangers and/or family. Unlike other places with quotes out on those Internets, we try to take it easy on Simpsons, MST3K, Farscape, the Tick, and Buffy. We love those, too. But everybody and their momma's e-mail sig and Facebook status uses those. Ours, we like to think, are not so commonly seen or heard. Here is a heaping helping of our favorites.

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"I used to be temporarily insane. Now I'm just stupid." Brak, Cartoon Planet

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"Well, you could say they were dead in that they . . . fell over, then started getting up and started killing." Captain Steve, Dawn of the Dead

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"This is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot." Dr. Franklin, Babylon 5

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"You might say I have a psychic twinkle." Randall Flagg, The Stand

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"People think I've got the power because I've got the monkeys. Nope. I've got the power because I'll let the monkeys loose." Dave Foley, Kids in the Hall.

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"For a brick, he flew pretty good." -- Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

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"This ain't just a costume, it's a way of life!" Suicide, Return of the Living Dead

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"The police ruled my father's death a suicide. They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets." The Bowler, Mystery Men

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"He sees his image in the glass and thinks of the old days, wonders what it would be like to stomp on the building, to blow flames at it, kiss the windows black with his burning breath, then dance rapturously in the smoking debris." -- Joe R. Lansdale, "Godzilla's Twelve-Step Program."

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"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed. Or worse, expelled." Hermione, Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

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"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots." The Doctor, Doctor Who episode "Robot"

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"Tosh, sometimes I think even that stick up your arse has got a stick up its arse." Owen, Torchwood episode "Greeks Bearing Gifts"

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"Flying is the most yuppie of superpowers." Lester, Chuck

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"Well, it turned out there weren't any flying saucers, but everyone got their picture in the paper and me, I got 50 bucks a day." Webb Wilder, Webb Wilder and the Saucer Men.

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"Harry, what you know about women, I could juggle." Bob, Dresden Files

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"The future? You murdered the future!" -Cameron Vale, Scanners

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Wil Wheaton, Time Bandits, Beetlejuice


 
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