Trailer Probe grades nerd related movie trailers on the good parts (geek explosion content) and the bad parts (dork disengagement level). The final grade is in geek parts per billion; one billion geek parts is the most awesome.
Dork disengagement level:
We have seen much of the parts of this trailer already. It ends with two people riding in a car talking. Clearly they are preparing for next year's Oscars. Is Meryl Streep in this?
Does Thor or Jane Foster have a disease?
Maybe wait until it stops raining.
Geek explosion content: Anthony Hopkins narrates the inscription on Thor's hammer from Thor's first appearance in Journey into Mystery in 1962.
Other Thor-related scenes are in the trailer. But I say again in italics: Anthony Hopkins narrates the inscription on Thor's hammer.
OH MY ODIN, ANTHONY HOPKINS NARRATES --
I need to lie down.
Geek parts per billion: 900,000.