Trailer Probe calculates total nerdy enjoyment in nerd related movie trailers. Geek explosion content is reasons you will like it, dork disengagement level is why you won't.
Dork disengagement level:
I see no Destro or Baroness. I know they were in the first one. But I try not to think about that.
Geek explosion content:
Jinx! The red ninja from the cartoon and the action figure! I feel a nerd supernova building incoming.
THE ROCK HOLDS HIS BREATH.
COBRA FLAGS ON WHITE HOUSE.
ALL CAPS SIGNIFIES NERD SUPERNOVA.
Snake Eyes on a mountain! BRUCE WILLIS.
Scenes in this trailer imply there are some scenes in the movie that take place in the snow.
I had Snake Eyes' motorcycle when I was 12! Of course, I still have it.
Storm Shadow! Snake Eyes! Jinx again!
Please, Snowjob, be in this movie. You are one of my top 75 favorite Joes.
Geek parts per million: 950 thousand parts per million.