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Trailer Probe: GI Joe: Retaliation
Reviewed by Joe Crowe, © 2011

Format: Movie
By:   Jon M. Chu
Genre:   Action flick with toys
Review Date:   December 31, 2011

Trailer Probe calculates total nerdy enjoyment in nerd related movie trailers. Geek explosion content is reasons you will like it, dork disengagement level is why you won't.

GI Joe: Retaliation

Dork disengagement level: I see no Destro or Baroness. I know they were in the first one. But I try not to think about that.

Geek explosion content: Jinx! The red ninja from the cartoon and the action figure! I feel a nerd supernova building incoming.




Snake Eyes on a mountain! BRUCE WILLIS.

Scenes in this trailer imply there are some scenes in the movie that take place in the snow.

I had Snake Eyes' motorcycle when I was 12! Of course, I still have it.

Storm Shadow! Snake Eyes! Jinx again!

Please, Snowjob, be in this movie. You are one of my top 75 favorite Joes.

Geek parts per million: 950 thousand parts per million.

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