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What Would Robocop Do?
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe

Today's Dilemma: I'm driving to work, and I'm late. Should I break the speed limit?
Now, is this the original Robocop or the new one pretending to be the original; because my answer may vary. (r.comeedeez@aol.com)
Scholars agree that the Robocop pretender knew no wisdom.
BANG! BANG! BANG!  Have a good day, citizen. (theonlynolan@yahoo.com)
Well, should I break your face? (leissuit@aol.com)
break.....the speed limit?
::head clicks slowly in the direction of your car::
That would be illegal
::draws gun and blows the everlasting f{il}k out of your tires:: (smapdi_joe@hotmail.com)
Your move, creep. (c_calthrop@hotmail.com)
Thank you for your question, citizen. Exceeding the speed limit is a violation of current traffic control statutes. While my current programming allows some leeway in  interpreting minor vehicular offenses, the point is moot because your Taurus is about to be stepped on by a rogue enforcement droid. Kindly step aside. (bessellieu@excite.com)
No, don't speed, just walk in the barricks bitching about "well, I bet the robot ninja wouldn't take 12 minutes to get from his squad car to the door, now would he, no, no he wouldn't, why, cuz he's a friking NINJA robot, not a created in the early 80's robot, when no one thought about letting me move faster than an autistic kid smoking pot for the first time, oh, and call ahead, I'm going to be late for the 10:00 meeting unless someone gets over here with a dolly or something......" (drobvious@madmail.com)
You may, but be warned that you will be breaking the second rule and I will be forced to use completely uneccesary violence against you. (arc_highbeam@yahoo.com)
Perhaps Robocop speaks the greatest wisdom here:

No. (wolvie110@hotmail.com)

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