Gal Gadot, an actress who was in one of the Fast and Furiouses, will play Wonder Woman in the Man of Steel sequel, the one the Internet is already furious about because Ben Affleck is Batman.
Here's the news, if that's your thing.
On behalf of the Internet, I started a real petition on Change.org. I freely abused a site that has real, serious petitions such as calling for football coaches to be fired.
Here is the first part of the petition. If anyone thinks I'm being deadly serious about this, that is excellent.
Gal Gadot will play Wonder Woman in the next Man of Steel movie. Please consider this petition to stop her from playing an awesome role as an excellent superhero.
Her acting skill is not even close to being believable as Wonder Woman and she won't do the role justice because apparently acting skill is something we are worried about when it comes to superhero movies.
Ms. Gadot is not an intense enough physical presence for the role of a warrior goddess who wears star-spangled panties.
Here's the link. Go there and vote! Let your outrage be heard!