home : news : reviews : features : fiction : podcast : blogs : t-shirts : wtf?
 

Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi: 4-Word Reviews
Reviewed by Various RevSF artists, © 2015

Format: Movie
Genre:   Star Wars
Review Date:   December 18, 2015

The RevolutionSF and RevCast challenge: Review the first three Star Wars movies in four words. Some of us did three, but that's because of delusions of grandeur. Send us yours at @RevolutionSF

Star Wars: Love that Wookiee.
Empire Strikes Back: Lobot, man. Lobot.
Return of the Jedi: Rest well, Ewok. -- Joe Crowe, @yojoecrowe

Star Wars: A Jedi is born.
Empire Strikes Back: A Jedi is made.
Return of the Jedi: A Jedi triumphs. -- Keith R.A. DeCandido, @KRADeC

Star Wars: Swashbuckling Flash Gordon fun.
Empire Strikes Back: Earth-shattering perfection.
Return of the Jedi: True love always wins. -- Michael Falkner, @WompRat99

Star Wars:OHHHH WOWWWWW! Dad! Woooooooow!!!
Empire Strikes Back: Who's scruffy-lookin'?
Return of the Jedi: Slave Leia fetish begins. -- Dave Farnell

Star Wars: Meet Han and Chewbacca.
Empire Strikes Back: No. I am your father.
Return of the Jedi: Ewoks on Endor suck. Mark Finn, @FinnsWake

Star Wars: Han shot first.
Empire Strikes Back: Vader alters deal.
Return of the Jedi: Jabba no badda. -- Michael Gordon, @NewLegendMike

Star Wars: Best Western ever.
Empire Strikes Back: Leia / Han? Makes sense.
Return of the Jedi: Boba Fett: Sarlacc chow. -- Peggy Hailey, @peggyhailey

Star Wars: Shut up, Luke!
Empire Strikes Back: Friendship is a mess.
Return of the Jedi: We need lots of salt. -- Tegan Hendrickson, @JustTegan

Star Wars: Birth of a franchise.
Empire Strikes Back: It's dark, man.
Return of the Jedi: All Ewoks must die. -- Elizabeth Jones

Star Wars: Slow. Boring. OMG. AMAZING!
Empire Strikes Back: Evil winning is best.
Return of the Jedi: Epic redemption trilogy ended. -- Nathan Laws, @_blogger_who

Star Wars: Obi-Wan. Obi gone.
Empire Strikes Back: I am your [spoiler].
Return of the Jedi: Wookiee planet denied. -- Gary Mitchel, @Gary_Mitchel

Star Wars: Whining about Tosche Station.
Empire Strikes Back: Whining about daddy issues.
Return of the Jedi: Lando's off-tempo clapping. -- Jason Myers

Star Wars: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Empire Strikes Back: You kissed your sister!
Return of the Jedi: Kissed my sister? Shruggsies. -- K.C. Ryan-Pierce, @ThatKCRyan

Star Wars: Dawn of the Metanerd.
Empire Strikes Back: The Jedi Master's Quizbook.
Return of the Jedi: "Mom! Make her stop!" -- Beck Pano, @GlassSpiider

Star Wars: Shooting first is preferable.
Empire Strikes Back: Cloud City toilets. Yuck!
Return of the Jedi: Ewoks never, ever blink. -- Geena Phillips

Star Wars: The perfect single movie.
Empire Strikes Back: No beginning or ending.
Return of the Jedi: Half woot. Half ugh. -- Van Allen Plexico, @VanAllenPlexico

Star Wars: Han shot.
Empire Strikes Back: "I know"??? Scumbag.
Return of the Jedi: Incest plot twist. -- Podcast Queen Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha

Star Wars: Blue milk and Bocce.
Empire Strikes Back: I am your father!
Return of the Jedi: Muppets and teddy bears. -- Noel Wood, @DorkDroppings

Star Wars: See it 20 times.
Empire Strikes Back: See it 40 times.
Return of the Jedi: See it 10 times. -- Lloyd Woodall, @FrogWart



 
Recommend Us
  • Send to a Friend
  • Digg This
  • Reddit It
  • Add to del.ic.ious
  • Share at Facebook
  • Discuss!
  • Send Feedback
  • The Machete Order
  • Roundtable 137 - Elfquest!
  • Lucasfilm exits film industry; heads for new directions.
  • Movie Forum
  • Related Pages
  • Print This Page
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • RevSF Podcast: Drowning in Moonlight: Remembering Carrie Fisher
  • RevolutionSF RevCast: Sci Fighters Live: Star Trek vs. Star Wars
  • Search RevSF
  • New on RevSF
  • Book Probe: BattleMaster, Wade of Aquitaine, Kriendria of Amorium
  • Logan
  • RevSF Home

  •  

    Things From Our Brains
    Get even more out of RevSF.


    Your very own sweaty black RevolutionSF T-shirt!
     
    RevolutionSF RSS Feed
     
    Search RevSF


    Random RevSF
    Lexx Cancelled : Fans Riot In Streets, Society Crumbles

     
     
     
    contact : advertising : submissions : legal : privacy
    RevolutionSF is ™ and © Revolution Web Development, Inc., except as noted.
    Intended for readers age 18 and above.