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Star Wars: The Force Awakens: 4-Word Reviews
"Almost enough Chewie."
© Various RevSF artists
January 22, 2016

The RevolutionSF and RevCast challenge: Review Star Wars; The Force Awakens in four words. Some of us did only three words, so we stole their jackets. Send us yours at @RevolutionSF

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Nostalgic. Uneven. Fun movie. -- Michael Bailey, @FortressofBaileytude

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Almost enough Chewie. -- Joe Crowe, @YoJoeCrowe

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: What's old is new. -- Keith R.A. DeCandido, @KRADeC

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Laughs. Tears. Love. -- Michael Falkner, @WompRat99

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Turn off brain. Enjoy. -- Dave Farnell

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Please don't overthink it. Mark Finn, @FinnsWake

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The R2 Unit Awakens. -- Michael Gordon, @NewLegendMike

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The circle is complete. -- Kellen Harkins, @DConAMSFMedi

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: BB-8 is best robot.
So many daddy issues. -- Tegan Hendrickson, @JustTegan

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Trade route taxation? Negligible. -- S. Price Horn, Price.TheKCHorns.com

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Glorious, happy-making nonsense. -- Shane Ivey, @ShaneIvey

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: His dying wish. -- Christina Janke, @IntroToGeek

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Late child support payment.
Rise of Darth L'Oreal. -- Elizabeth Jones

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Episode 4 but better. -- Nathan Laws, @_blogger_who

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Welcome back, old friend. -- Gary Mitchel, @Gary_Mitchel

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Rot in Hell, JJ. -- Jason Myers

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: His dying wish. -- Shaun Rosado, @PneumaZ

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: My emotions! MY EMOTIONS! -- K.C. Ryan-Pierce, @ThatKCRyan

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Starkiller needs new insurance.
Wedge Antilles fumes silently. -- Geena Phillips

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Just take my money! -- Will Price

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Kylo Ren, you mofo. -- Podcast Queen Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:
R-rated version: I F***ING LOVE IT.
PG-13 version: Must marry Daisy Ridley.
G-rated: See it three-plus times.
-- Lloyd Woodall, @FrogWart



 
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