Sci-fi conventions are fun. But it's also fun to make fun of them, because, wow, long bathroom lines, am I right? Find out how much of an expert con-goer you are by taking our extensive quiz!
My Stupid-Ass Idea for a Novel
Black T-Shirts And Why We Wear Them in the Summer Even Though They Absorb Heat
The Host Only Asks Actors about Politics or Religion
Actors Who Totally Remember That One Time on Their Show
Actors Who Totally Remember That One Time on Someone Else's Show
I Just Want to Sit Down
Veteran Podcasters Discuss Their 6-Week-Old Podcast
Let's All Quote Firefly Episodes at the Same Time
I Illegally Downloaded That, Too! Totally Not Hosted by the FBI
263 Darth Mauls
Meet That One Guy Who Sits in the Seventh Row And Takes Over the Panel
Twitter: How to Express Yourself and Your Most Interesting Thoughts in 140 Charac
Hardcore Geek Trivia: This Week's Issue of Uncanny X-Men Only
20 Minutes Until Someone Quotes Monty Python
Getting Revenge on Your Partner For Bringing You to This Awful Place
HOW EXPERT A CONVENTION ATTENDEE YOU ARE?
Zero correct answers: It is very possible that you are the coolest person in the world. Keep it up.
One to five correct answers: You are covered in sweat. The thing you want to see is in the other hotel. What do you do?
All correct answers: It's very possible that you are the coolest person in the world. Keep it up.