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Funniest Things Sci-Fi Fans Have to Apologize For
Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe

11. For ever, EVER expressing any interest in any television show airing on Friday nights on FOX . . . (M.A.N.T.I.S., Sliders, Freakylinks.) I'm so sorry. What was I thinking? (leissuit@aol.com)

10. "What??? Child porn?!? NO, MOM!!! THIS IS STAR WARS EPISODE ONE!!! Sorry for yelling . . . " (arc_highbeam@yahoo.com)

9. Getting sucked into the "Let's see Battlefield Earth on opening night" trap. (9wasted$1234@revolutionsf.com)

8. The smell! If there is such a thing . . . I feel saturated by it. I can taste their stink, and everytime I do, I fear I have somehow become infected by it . . . lousy fanboys . . .


7. "Please forgive me . . . I . . . I . . . (I don't know if I can do this, but I must be strong.) . . . But I . . . I . . . *sniff* I BOUGHT AN ADVANCE TICKET FOR JASON X!" *cries* (skypilot@ptd.net)

6. Wearing a Star Trek :TOS costume with a TNG phaser. (pm1153j@aol.com)

5. Furrie Anything: men with animal ears boinking other men described as female bombshells with furr over the internet. Gah. (pryderi@bust.com)

4. Thinking Xena was hot. When she was pregnant. (imadharmabum@aol.com)

3. Making Clearasil a multi-billion dollar company. (ianna42@aol.com)

2. For thinking that, "Hey, is that a light saber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" is an original pick-up line. (splifford@hotmail.com)

1. I'm not apologizing until George Lucas apologizes. (smarko98@aol.com)

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