Lord of the Rings director and New Zealand native PETER Jackson has been
honored by his home country with the Companion of New Zealand Order of Merit.
That sounds a lot like Mr. Burns, and his Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
The BBC News reports that Jackson said, "We're used to the achievements
of our [New Zealand's] sporting heroes being honoured, and it's nice to have
recognition for the arts and culture. To me that means more than any personal
Which, I don't think, is meant as a knock to soccer hooligans. Unless Jackson
just WANTS to get a Foster's bottle upside the head.