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What Would Arnold Schwarzenegger Do?
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Today's Dilemma: Losing grip on edge of cliff... falling... can't... hang on... much longer...


"If you were sleeping with my wife, Ah'll let you fall. Wait, even I don't sleep with my wife. Let me pull you up." (crow_steve@hotmail.com)

"Yell "cut!" then holler for the stand-in." (pm1153j@aol.com)

"I'll be ba ... oops." (wolvie110@hotmail.com)

"... quick... cue... dramatic music. Now... show determination,..narrow eye brows,... squint... bare teeth. Grip ledge... flex bicep. Swing up one handed! Glare at unbelieving villain and utter these words, as you pick up and level the conveniently discarded .50 cal machine gun at him, "I told you I'd be back." Open fire. (timothy.lea@osd.mil)

"Sorry. I cannot help you. It vas Stallone who did the cleef movie. Enjoy your treep." (themacrocosm@sympatico.ca)

"Doan choo wuwwy,little man...Did alvayz vurk foh Ah-nuld. You chust pud in dee vcr dee Jingo aw de Vay, and let go. Believe me, dis will be making time seem much longer dan it really is..." (leissuit@aol.com)

"You puny Americans! Zat is why I sponsored ze Fitness Bill shigned by President Clin-TON. Now, you WILL hang on or I will shubject you to repeated viewings of me in Batman and Robin as that God-awful icshe-perrrson." (c_calthrop@hotmail.com)

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